Addendum to ‘…Robert E. Howard’, and my review of ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’
Please indulge me, gentle readers; I have to make an update to my post about Robert E. Howard and the ‘Conan’ movie adaptations.
I felt bad lamenting about the new ‘Conan the Barbarian’ film based solely on the overwhelming negative critical reviews the movie has received. So I decided to go see it for myself last Saturday night with a friend who was brave enough to accompany me. And I’m here to say that it was not nearly as bad as I’d heard!
OK; the story was not terribly original. It followed a very similar template as the first Conan movie from 1982, which I found disappointing. But ya know, folks, this is Conan the Barbarian; not Macbeth! It was gritty, dirty, bloody Barbarian action. I think Jason Momoa did an admirable job portraying Conan. He definitely has the look, the body, the brooding scowl and the ferocious swordsmanship of my favorite Barbarian. Also the kid who briefly played young Conan was awesome!
The look of the film was really beautiful; the magnificent landscapes and ancient ruins of a sprawling, half-forgotten civilization. Many scenes from the movie conjured images from my own imagination from reading Conan stories long ago. And we got to see Conan’s pirate buddies! That was a nice touch. I thought Momoa showed more range of character and emotion than he was given credit for from other reviews. The bad guy (and girl) were a bit over-the-top; but hell – it was fun! You got sorcery, many-tentacled monsters, and Ron Perlman as Conan’s dad! I think I still like the first Conan film better; but I really liked Jason Momoa as the burley Cimmerian.
So, harkening back to my previous post, I still just wish they’d adapt Howard’s original stories for future Conan films. That would be truly awesome! If anyone reading this has thoughts about the movie (or anything else around here) I’d like to hear them.
And while we’re focused on movies and science fiction/fantasy: here are my thoughts on the ‘Planet of the Apes’ reboot that just came out:
After seeing ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ a couple of weeks ago, the first thing I have to say is “I am SO looking forward to the next movie in this series!” (I read somewhere they are planning this to be a trilogy). I’ve been reading many positive reviews about this film from diverse sources; and the reviews are pretty much spot-on. It was for the most part very intelligent, emotionally engaging (thanks to Andy Serkis, John Lithgow, and some amazing CGI), and downright intense, with a healthy dash of suspension of disbelief near the end.
The original ‘Planet of the Apes’ from 1968 is still one of my favorite science fiction films; so I got a bit leery when I heard someone was doing another reboot of ‘The Apes’ series. Tim Burton’s remake of a few years back was pretty much despised by the majority of moviegoers and science fiction fans. I thought it had some interesting twists from the original movie story, but there were also many things I didn’t like about it, either. That ending sure was wacky, and it looks like we’ll never find out what would have happened had there been a sequel. But it’s interesting that the original novel ‘Planet of the Apes’ by Pierre Boulle actually did take place on a distant planet, as in Burton’s remake. Boulles book was very different from the film, however, with only the basic idea of humans and apes having reversed roles being used as the seed for the Apes movies.
But back to the new film; I think they did a very nice job updating the story. I can see why critics were rather unkind toward James Franco’s portrayal of the geneticist who tries to find a cure for Alzheimer’s disease, but ends up making apes super intelligent. He was just adequate, compared to his female co-star’s incredibly bland performance; but the real stars of the film are Andy Serkis as the computer template for Caesar, leader of the ape uprising, and the always delightful John Lithgow as the scientist’s father and inspiration for his experiments. It’s really astounding what level computer generated imaging has reached these days, when I could feel that the CGI characters of this film were more emotionally engaging than most of the real actors.
Another thing I enjoyed were the numerous references the writers threw in to the original ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie. In one scene there’s a TV in the monitor room of the primate facility that briefly shows a close-up of Charlton Heston, (I think it may have been a scene from ‘Ben Hur’, but I’m not sure). Then there’s the sadistic ape handler who hoses down Caesar, just like what happens to Taylor in the original Apes film. One thing that bothered me was why someone with such disdain for primates would have a job working with them? It was a little over-the-top. And of course, there was the obligatory scene where a human gets to yell “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape”! Probably my favorite Heston line of all time!
But my favorite part was where we see a glimpse of a TV news report telling about the first manned mission to Mars; then later in the film another news bulletin saying that contact with the returning Mars mission has been lost. I’m imagining this is the setup for the next film in this series where our intrepid astronauts get catapulted into the future? Also the end of the movie does a great job setting up a very plausible explanation of how the future Planet of the Apes comes to be. But that’s all I can say about that. Go see the movie!